I have no idea why I haven’t been hired yet. I mean, look at my job qualifications:
A) I’m EXTREMELY good looking. I mean like really,really, really good looking.
B) I’ve been told I have a great personality. Probably much better than yours.
C) My VO2 is in the 999th percentile.
D) I’m super smart. Even smarter than a dolphin.
E) I’m very modest. I’m probably the most modest person I know.
Today was my rest day, which I spent all of riding around town looking at places to live and places to work. In the process, I also stopped off at Occupy Boulder’s “11-11-11 Gathering” at the intersection of Baseline and Canyon. There were more BUMS holding out cardboard signs for money than there were Occupy protesters. I was the only Occupier person there. A few minutes after I was there one woman showed up with her five-year old son. Luckily she had made a sign to hold, otherwise we’d have just been two random people standing on the sidewalk of a busy intersection. We talked about politics and whatnot for about 45 minutes, then said our goodbyes. It was sunny and warm out, so I had a good time. I think there’s something bigger going on in Denver on the 17th next week so I might catch a bus for that one.
I spent the rest of the day looking for jobs. Two of the places I filled out applications for made my day much better than I’d anticipated. First I got an entire pizza for free at a pizza restaurant, then I got an extra large cappuccino at a coffee shop for free. Unfortunately both those places, and neither of the 20 other places I went to, were handing out free jobs.